Friday, June 18, 2010

Alexander said...

Good Morning God,

My question is relatively simple, if a tad too inquisitive. Why does this site exist?

A little bit of explanation is warrented here. Obviously you have to have granted we mortals free will, or else there would be no justification for this site's existence. With that noted however,if you have a perfect "prescription for happiness" (as implied by the fact that you have a advice website), why, in your own name, would you decide to tell the universe about it through a "blog"? Surely it would be far simpler to just write it down for us, in say, a book? A New York Times editorial? A major network TV show? Why not present it in the Super Bowl halftime show? If, as a divine being, you are capable of producing the Dallas Cowboy's cheerleading team, then surely you understand the value of marketing/appeal.

Instead, you choose a source that ensures limited exposure, ruins your credibility, and places you on equal billing with the "Celebrity Masturbation" blog. Have you considered a new PR team?

Obviously as a divine being, you have some greater intent for your almost comedic means of expression. And, while it may seem presumptuous to demand to know part of the mystical "secret plan",that does appear to be the stated objective of this blog.

Why does this site exist then?

I look forward to your reply,

Publius Valerius Publicola

Answer from God through Carley:

"I am sorry that you are so angry, but the fact remains that this site exists because people seeking to know me can learn about me here, one question at a time.  Through the asked and answered questions in this blog those who come here could learn that I choose a quiet voice that must be asked to speak and then carefully listened to in order be heard."

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